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OUCA Think-Tank

4 Lydwells, High Street, Royal
Tunbridge Wells, Kent, TN3 8EE, UK

Dear Prime Minister,

c/o Kieran Aldred, Advocacy Officer
AIUK, The Human Rights Action Centre, 17-25 New Inn Yard, London, EC2A 3EA

Dear Prime Minister,

In October Amnesty International published
further evidence of unlawful airstrikes, some of which constitute war crimes,
by the Saudi Arabian-led coalition in Yemen. Thousands of civilians have been
killed or injured in the conflict. The UK must stop selling arms that risk
being used in human rights and war crimes.

I call on you to:

·        
Suspend all arms transfers to
coalition members carrying out attacks in Yemen;

·        
Condemn the use of cluster
munitions in the Yemen crisis;

·        
Call for an international
investigation into the human rights violations committed by all sides.

·        
Give a proposal for a middle
east peace plan to be delivered by the Prophet Muhammad

·        
Deliver GODS will to all
co-operative components

Yours sincerely

Mature Student
the IMAM MUHAMMAD al-MAHDI of Mecca & Muscat, Prophet Messenger from GOD,
Caliph of Allah.

4 Lydwells, High
Street, Royal Tunbridge Wells, Kent, TN3 8EE, UK

Dear Rt HON Greg
Clark MP, You are the 1st to know in Government that IAM Jesus Christ here for
the 2nd coming and to take over the world for my 1000 year reign and rather
than let this middle east flare up turn into Armageddon as it will as soon as
the west intervene with Air Strikes & the rallying call for Jihad sounds
from the mignonettes of Islam & I am calling upon the UK Government to
sponsor special 'peace be upon him' envoy Jesus as the IMAM Muhammad al-Mahdi
as Jesus is the Prophet Muhammad and the Mahdi and Buddha one and the same. GOD
wants immediate world peace and as the highest ranking Muslim on Earth today I
will offer no choice to the 'Enshalla' of world peace and I propose using
Muscat, OMAN as the peace envoys HQ where I will demand the immediate
reassembly of the Gulf co-operation council to take the lead as regional peace
keepers and to recognize Muhammad al-Mahdi of Mecca, Muscat, Madinah,
Palestine, Syria, Lebanon and Jerusalem and any other country I so desire as
the Caliph of Allah, GODs messenger on Earth being created EMPEROR of ISLAM,
SULTAN of ARABIA, PHAROAH of EGYPT, IRAQ, LIBYA, KING of ISREAL and EMPEROR of
MESOPATAMIA thus UNIFICATION is created as 'the guided one' is also carrying
GOD this earthly visit and it is his will to help with the peace process 1st
hand (not for public release just cabinet level)~ my hands as the Anti-Christ
is going to enter the affray with the 3rd largest Army on Earth ~ the Ottomans
dragging Russia upstage center and the A-C has flexed his muscles yesterday see
the front page of the sun which will leave a reluctant Obama nearing the end of
his two terms & obviously wishing to leave the Oval office with no more
black marks being dragged kicking and screaming early into WW III where you
will find that for every ISIS Demon you kill another 10 will replace him, women
and children  as the Persians have
trained up 52 million citizens as a special terrorist force and have stationed
them behind enemy lines in the west with all powerful knowledge and brainwashed
them into 'total war' where on Iranian TV programmers feed info such as NBC
warfare techniques to among other deadly attacks poison the host countries
water reservoirs and if Obama does not know already the Empire of Islam is less
than a hairs breadth away from a Bankrupt American total takeover leaving the
Anglo-Franco military pact 'isisolated' fighting not only Kami Kazee Jihadists
but the Anti-Christ who will take over ISIS will raise the spirits of the dead
in his failing attempt to take over the world before Jesus as the Mahdi one and
the same mounts a crusade led by ARES, THOR, HERCULES, APOLLO, ATLAS, HADES,
NIKE, BELLONA, THANATOS, MARS, MINERVA, ORCUS, VICTORIA, TYR, HEL, LOGI,
ANUBIS, SEKHMET, MAAT, BAHA'I, SHIVA, LAO-TZU, ODIN & 'wait for it'
OVERLORD ZEUS as all the Gods and Goddesses past Kings, Emperors and Queens of
old are reborn and ready to take the orders from JESUS MESSIAH ZEUS, RAMESEES
II and ALEXANDER the GREAT, GEINGHIS KHAN and JULIUS CAESAR are currently in a
Black Hole in CENTAUR armed with Qasars so we are just being polite asking for
peace envoy status as ZEUS reads out Psalm 24: vs 1 the world is his to take
already less the greatest mass murderer in human history the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
decides to destroy an uncooperative Earth and recreate yet again a new
Philosophy from scratch but with 'free-will' crossed off his Father Christmas
list. So it’s his way or no way ~ tell David I will be ready to depart as soon
as our funding from the UK Government is in place and the Apostles and the
Goddesses of Love, Peace and Harmony and myself are co-opted into the new
wartime vehicle of the British Government; A reformed Dept. of Trade and
Industry and Jesus is made its special agent 00666 Bank details for telegraphic
transfer from the Treasury are Royal Bank of Scotland plc BOLTON Account
Number: 14350006 Sort Code: 16-16-23 and confirm via email: jesus@themahdi.tv
also I need a Government backed AMEX card with no limits for the expenses of our
base the Ritz-Carlton Al-Bustan Palace Hotel built for a meeting of the Gulf
co-operation council as don't forget the Gulf state rulers would prefer the
comfort to soften their temperament rather than sitting inside a Boys scout Bedouins
tent in the dessert toing and throwing the Airport on camel back and might I
suggest that David phones Putin to tell him the ultimate deterrent has been
manifested by the UK Government: ""Ant. Be it so;

I do desire no
more.

Bru. Prepare the
body then, and follow us. [Exeunt all but ANTONY.

Ant. O! pardon me,
thou bleeding piece of earth,

That I am meek and
gentle with these butchers;       280

Thou art the ruins
of the noblest man

That ever lived in
the tide of times.

Woe to the hand
that shed this costly blood;

Over thy wounds now
do I prophesy,

Which like dumb
mouths do ope their ruby lips,         285

To beg the voice
and utterance of my tongue,

A curse shall
light upon the limbs of men;

Domestic fury and
fierce civil strife

Shall cumber all
the parts of Italy;

Blood and
destruction shall be so in use,        290

And dreadful
objects so familiar,

That mothers shall
but smile when they behold

Their infants
quarter’d with the hands of war;

All pity chok’d
with custom of fell deeds:

And Cæsar’s
spirit, ranging for revenge,        295

With Ate by his
side come hot from hell,

Shall in these
confines with a monarch’s voice

Cry ‘Havoc!’ and
let slip the dogs of war;

That this foul
deed shall smell above the earth

With carrion men,
groaning for burial."

The ultimate
deterrent are not the Dogs of War but Dog backwards. And as I was William
Shakespeare I quote myself: "He wished to-day our enterprise might thrive.
I fear our purpose is discovered". And our purpose is on the 1st of
January the world will come under the Umbrella of the Rulers of the Universe;
the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE and the Emperor is 'Most high, most mighty, and most
puissant Caesar' not Julius but August Caesar who I morphed into last timer I
was Jesus when I died for mankind's sins let us quickly bring love back to the
world; Islam will capitulate to my will GREAT BRITAIN will take the credit.
Love from Jesus Christ the Messiah. Noto Bene: Don't worry George about our
cost as when I return from Muscat world in hand I will give the NHS the cures
to every illness and disease known to mankind think of the spending review with
the NHS slimmed down to a regional trauma unit and more later but the redundant
hospitals will house your upcoming refugee crisis. IT’S ALL GOOD.        

Jesus Christ of
Palestine 2 Taylor Alison Swift

My will is that
you marry me, H.A.P.P.Y.? Then it shows it cause at the moment it’s about as
good as gOld and the Katy Perry fiasco? Andy gets worse as the manifestations
appear all at once butt lets b OO king you first today Baby. IN MY NOW ‘Life is
a series of moments all called NOW’ @BuddhaBellyJohn stole it. @lordgodzeus my
words though William Taylor Swift shakeshakeshakespeare : https://youtu.be/RwUGSYDKUxU

And sorry I cum with
baggage once @katyperry said: https://youtu.be/iqODbP1T3nk

And I knew that
before you were both born. OMG. OMFG. Can you conjure up the above letter into an open letter in theSun theMirror theTelegraph, theGuardian, theTimes, LATimes, NYTimes @TIME magazine etc etc  Ta I owe you more than one. Present it from THE TAYLOR SWIFT CHARITABLE TRUST UK which is launching tonight on Facebook4Celebs

CLEOPATRA	Where art thou, death?	55
	Come hither, come! come, come, and take a queen
	Worthy many babes and beggars!
PROCULEIUS	O, temperance, lady!
CLEOPATRA	Sir, I will eat no meat, I'll not drink, sir;
	If idle talk will once be necessary,	60
	I'll not sleep neither: this mortal house I'll ruin,
	Do Caesar what he can. Know, sir, that I
	Will not wait pinion'd at your master's court;
	Nor once be chastised with the sober eye
	Of dull Octavia. Shall they hoist me up	65
	And show me to the shouting varletry
	Of censuring Rome? Rather a ditch in Egypt
	Be gentle grave unto me! rather on Nilus' mud
	Lay me stark naked, and let the water-flies
	Blow me into abhorring! rather make	70
	My country's high pyramides my gibbet,
	And hang me up in chains!
PROCULEIUS	You do extend
	These thoughts of horror further than you shall
	Find cause in Caesar.	75
[Enter DOLABELLA]
DOLABELLA	Proculeius,
	What thou hast done thy master Caesar knows,
	And he hath sent for thee: for the queen,
	I'll take her to my guard.
PROCULEIUS	So, Dolabella,	80
	It shall content me best: be gentle to her.
[To CLEOPATRA]
	To Caesar I will speak what you shall please,
	If you'll employ me to him.
CLEOPATRA	Say, I would die.
[Exeunt PROCULEIUS and Soldiers]
DOLABELLA	Most noble empress, you have heard of me?	85
CLEOPATRA	I cannot tell.
DOLABELLA	Assuredly you know me.
CLEOPATRA	No matter, sir, what I have heard or known.
	You laugh when boys or women tell their dreams;
	Is't not your trick?	90
DOLABELLA	I understand not, madam.
CLEOPATRA	I dream'd there was an Emperor Antony:
	O, such another sleep, that I might see
	But such another man!
DOLABELLA	If it might please ye,--	95
CLEOPATRA	His face was as the heavens; and therein stuck
	A sun and moon, which kept their course,
	and lighted
	The little O, the earth.
DOLABELLA	Most sovereign creature,--	100
CLEOPATRA	His legs bestrid the ocean: his rear'd arm
	Crested the world: his voice was propertied
	As all the tuned spheres, and that to friends;
	But when he meant to quail and shake the orb,
	He was as rattling thunder. For his bounty,	105
	There was no winter in't; an autumn 'twas
	That grew the more by reaping: his delights
	Were dolphin-like; they show'd his back above
	The element they lived in: in his livery
	Walk'd crowns and crownets; realms and islands were	110
	As plates dropp'd from his pocket.
DOLABELLA	Cleopatra!
CLEOPATRA	Think you there was, or might be, such a man
	As this I dream'd of?
DOLABELLA	Gentle madam, no.	115
CLEOPATRA	You lie, up to the hearing of the gods.
	But, if there be, or ever were, one such,
	It's past the size of dreaming: nature wants stuff
	To vie strange forms with fancy; yet, to imagine
	And Antony, were nature's piece 'gainst fancy,	120
	Condemning shadows quite.
DOLABELLA	Hear me, good madam.
	Your loss is as yourself, great; and you bear it
	As answering to the weight: would I might never
	O'ertake pursued success, but I do feel,	125
	By the rebound of yours, a grief that smites
	My very heart at root.
CLEOPATRA	I thank you, sir,
	Know you what Caesar means to do with me?
DOLABELLA	I am loath to tell you what I would you knew.	130
CLEOPATRA	Nay, pray you, sir,--
DOLABELLA	Though he be honourable,--
CLEOPATRA	He'll lead me, then, in triumph?
DOLABELLA	Madam, he will; I know't.
[ Flourish, and shout within, 'Make way there: Octavius Caesar!' ]
[ Enter OCTAVIUS CAESAR, GALLUS, PROCULEIUS, MECAENAS, SELEUCUS, and others of his Train ]
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	Which is the Queen of Egypt?	135
DOLABELLA	It is the emperor, madam.
[CLEOPATRA kneels]
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	Arise, you shall not kneel:
	I pray you, rise; rise, Egypt.
CLEOPATRA	Sir, the gods
	Will have it thus; my master and my lord	140
	I must obey.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	Take to you no hard thoughts:
	The record of what injuries you did us,
	Though written in our flesh, we shall remember
	As things but done by chance.	145
CLEOPATRA	Sole sir o' the world,
	I cannot project mine own cause so well
	To make it clear; but do confess I have
	Been laden with like frailties which before
	Have often shamed our sex.	150
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	Cleopatra, know,
	We will extenuate rather than enforce:
	If you apply yourself to our intents,
	Which towards you are most gentle, you shall find
	A benefit in this change; but if you seek	155
	To lay on me a cruelty, by taking
	Antony's course, you shall bereave yourself
	Of my good purposes, and put your children
	To that destruction which I'll guard them from,
	If thereon you rely. I'll take my leave.	160
CLEOPATRA	And may, through all the world: 'tis yours; and we,
	Your scutcheons and your signs of conquest, shall
	Hang in what place you please. Here, my good lord.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	You shall advise me in all for Cleopatra.
CLEOPATRA	This is the brief of money, plate, and jewels,	165
	I am possess'd of: 'tis exactly valued;
	Not petty things admitted. Where's Seleucus?
SELEUCUS	Here, madam.
CLEOPATRA	This is my treasurer: let him speak, my lord,
	Upon his peril, that I have reserved	170
	To myself nothing. Speak the truth, Seleucus.
SELEUCUS	Madam,
	I had rather seal my lips, than, to my peril,
	Speak that which is not.
CLEOPATRA	What have I kept back?	175
SELEUCUS	Enough to purchase what you have made known.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR	Nay, blush not, Cleopatra; I approve
	Your wisdom in the deed.
CLEOPATRA	See, Caesar! O, behold,
	How pomp is follow'd! mine will now be yours;	180
	And, should we shift estates, yours would be mine.
	The ingratitude of this Seleucus does